salford vinylwarbler

found in record shops and RnB clubs nation wide, most common in the north.
although known as a warbler it has an owl like appearance and as suggested by it's name the warbler has a large appetite for vinyl, often seen carrying small boxes of it.

pye eyed pillpopper

PYE EYED PILLPOPPER

common in mod clubs nation wide,but rarely seen outside it's natural habitat (toilets/dancefloor) feeds mainly on small coloured pellets and powder which give it a startled appearance, prone to spasms of contorted gurning.
female is similar but not as common.

modus digitalis

MODUS DIGITALIS

rarely seen, the digitalis is the shyest of all the mods, spending most of it's time in cyberspace consuming large amounts of caffeine, very highly strung and nervous of all human contact, hoards large amounts of vinyl and vintage clothing gathered from the internet. it's sexual habits are carried out in a similar fashion.